For the slow ones, Bitch stole my TV for Crack. For the fast ones:
Once apon time there was a wonderful land of all the land. And as soon as this lad came apon the sword of which was hidden in that of all the world, he was of the ones who had came apon sword of which were hidden in that of all the world. And once this happened, Stella stole my TV bought crack and called Malphas a whale. But most of all, she called Malphas a whale. Bwhaahahahahahah she actually thought Malphas lost weight. But hey thats what crack does to you. Now for the guitar solo
Chorus x 1321416576 (sorry guys but the song is by Soldierboy)
YOUUUUUUUUUUU And watch me mutantsuperspiderbatpiganimaltickrugratsSUPERomegaVILLIANOUSheroTHEINCREDIBLES NEWONDVDTkoUMMMDAMCANTTHINKOFANYMOREHEROEScarpetcleanerVACUUMresteraunt HELENKELLERohyeah that ho And watch me YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU jump rope that hoe Lean back twenty times I got me some bathing apes STELLA HOE UP IN THIS HOE GOT HER GROOVE BACK I DONT KNOW WATCH ME CRANK THAT ROBOCOP No stop, lean back, snap your fingers, make a twirl and how come raps dont end with orange
Oh fk now I just messed up my rhyming sex
and YOUUUUUUUUU I just realized something
This is so off beat that I bet you can't even hear it And YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Bathing apes Waterhose up in this hoe Watch me crank to random **things** I just realize that dont rhyme and Superman that truck Superman that Superman that Superman that (Superman) that (an extra) Lawnmower that Barbie doll that Halo 2 that Malphas that **No wait that might kill whatever it is** Special K Protein water that High school that Oust Air Sanitizer that Random word that Crank that Christmas with the cranks with Soldier Boy that Monster Mash that Marry that Rape that Ream that OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Im jocking on yo bitchass And if you happen to be a kid Im focking on yo bitchass Haterz sitting out the club trying to call me a weird name Being all jealous cause I fked a zoo of bathing apes YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Soldier boy up in this hoe That ape has some dirty OOOOOOOOO Soldier boy came on that hoe and Super Sud that hoe Super sud that Super sud that Super sud that Super sud that AWWWWWWOUUUUUUUUCHAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this song, just raped. Note note: Yes thats right, soldier boy was raped. Note note note: Nah im just kidding hes not an animal animal animal animal animal animal animal DAMMIT SOLDIER BOY HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO TYPE THINGS OVER AND OVER ON THE COMPUTER
