lol

It`s over 600 pages...if he dies in 250 pages....Whats gonna happen in the next few hundreds of pages.....

he got uuuuuuuuu lol

speak kite

Its a bitter twist

Ters gonna smash then

hmmm

Other people die too
I just forgot there names >_>

lol

noobs all of youse

hi

he yall, feel free to view the 2nd topic, under this 1

We all do Bitches.

I will explain it all.

On page 131, Harry finds out he is gay. With Ron. On page 171, Harry loses his virginity. On page 200, Harry proposes to Ron, and on page 250 Harry cheats on Ron with Draco and Ron kills Harry. In pages 250-634, the funeral takes place. On pages 634-635, Hagred finds love with Ron, and being a Giant, rips Ron's Prostate and kills Ron. On page 700, Ron's funeral. Well, for 1 sentence in 700. In pages 700-780, Voldemort does his usual pedophilia (yes, this is where Harry;s scar comes from: Did you obviously think a baby could survive the killing curse?) and on Page 781, Hermoine discovers the cure to AIDs which in turn gives her cancer. As smart as she is, she confides in Neville who tries to use the killing curse to kill the cancer---and kills her. In his shame, he jumps off the top of Hogwarts only to fall on the new Defense against the Dark Art's teacher, killing him in the process. On page 800, Voldemort has successfully raped every baby in the world. On page 801, Professor Trelawny goes into a transe and successfully tells the meal Voldemort will eat the following day (Quiznoz). With this information, Hermoine makes it her job to attend the place in his time of vurnability, and curses his sandwitch (wait Hermoine's dead). As I was saying, Crabbe and Goyle attend the place in his time of vurnability, only in a hungry rage end up eating his meal and getting killed. On page 801-8900, Voldemort shows his addiction for snakes and realizes he is also gay, and makes love to Bellatrix, who is a man. 2 years later, they have 3 children, and Voldemort, in his old pedophillian ways, rapes the first child to be killed by the monsterous powers of the toddler (he throws his binky at him which turns into a dragon and eats him). On pages 8900-91915926910479504981.215748, everyday in Hogwarts is explained, and every detail. Transfiguration class. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. All 12 hours of sleep. The way Conner Creevly breathes. How many wrinkle's the teachers have. Snape's footrash. Madam Pomfrey's heptatitis C, Remus's hunger for puppies, the list goes on. And the many pages after that of coarse are just crap.